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Steve Jobs and the Network Flub

Posted: June 10, 2010 by Andy in Uncategorized

This is what happens when you don’t properly configure the Wifi at WWDC, Steve Jobs makes your insides into Giblets.  Warm up the deep fryer. Via Penny Arcade.

Salma Hayek Battles Evil

Posted: June 9, 2010 by Andy in Celebrity

Salma Hayek heroically does battle with a snake/recoils at the sight of her husbands droopy, pallid chest.  The only celebrity more terrified was Jerry Seinfeld when Mel Gibson and Jesse James were released from their cage on the set of The Marriage Ref. The video was taken down for excessive awesomeness.

 Prepare to waste a day with Rotate and Roll.  Triumph and frustration are soon to follow if you choose to play.  Demotions or firing soon to follow, if you dare to click this link from 9 to 5 (Played Online).

Pro Gamers are Horribly Unfit Humans

Posted: June 8, 2010 by Andy in Borrowed Story

A new study shows that video gamers have the reflexes of fighter pilots and the lung capacities of geriatric chain smokers. Realizing my total lack of movement, this prompted me to exercise for fifteen minutes.  This was promptly followed by a feeling of low grade nausea that has lasted nearly an hour.  I think my [...]

BP May Eventually Take Own Advice

Posted: June 7, 2010 by Andy in Borrowed Story

Spotted at a BP station, and taken from the Rachel Maddow Show’s Flickr stream.

118HP and 0-60 in 5.8 seconds; pshh, let’s pulverize our internal organs instead! Please Pat Morita, no more.