Borrowed News

What Really Goes On Behind BP’s Ddoors?

cah357 — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 17:05:31 +0000

I think this is the most accurate video of the current ecological holocaust .

Sometimes it doesn’t take a thousand words…

cah357 — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:19:05 +0000

*Oh, this is gunna be loud!

Steve Jobs and the Network Flub

Andy — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:13:38 +0000

This is what happens when you don’t properly configure the Wifi at WWDC, Steve Jobs makes your insides into Giblets. Warm up the deep fryer.

Via Penny Arcade.

But the question is….

cah357 — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:49:53 +0000

WILL IT BLEND!?

I have to admit, my favorite thing about these videos isn’t so much the awesome blender, but peoples’ responses on Youtube about how he wastes money showing off how great of a product his company makes. Will it blend my credit card debt? That was my advice for his next show. On a personal note, I used to have one of these that an employee stole from Starbucks, and I know for a fact they do make fantastic summer time hooch smoothies. GET SOME!

If Al Capone lived in 2010

cah357 — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:06:36 +0000

I’m not saying this car isn’t quasi-retarded looking, but I am saying it’s awesome. The Shadow Hawk Weighs in at 4,800 pounds boasting an 1,100 horsepower mill putting out 1,805 foot pounds of torque. It can hit 60mph in 3.5 seconds, attaining a top speed of 208mph. And it gets 22mpg. Needless to say, I want one. Via BornRich.

Salma Hayek Battles Evil

Andy — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 05:45:08 +0000

Salma Hayek heroically does battle with a snake/recoils at the sight of her husbands droopy, pallid chest. The only celebrity more terrified was Jerry Seinfeld when Mel Gibson and Jesse James were released from their cage on the set of The Marriage Ref.

The video was taken down for excessive awesomeness.

Physics Based Puzzle Game Will Eat Your Life

Andy — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 04:27:50 +0000

Prepare to waste a day with Rotate and Roll. Triumph and frustration are soon to follow if you choose to play. Demotions or firing soon to follow, if you dare to click this link from 9 to 5 (Played Online).

Think you’re having the worst day?

cah357 — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:42:09 +0000

Think your having the worst day? Look at this little girl’s luck, and follow through for more worst days. Via Lazy Days.

Pro Gamers are Horribly Unfit Humans

Andy — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 23:35:17 +0000

A new study shows that video gamers have the reflexes of fighter pilots and the lung capacities of geriatric chain smokers. Realizing my total lack of movement, this prompted me to exercise for fifteen minutes. This was promptly followed by a feeling of low grade nausea that has lasted nearly an hour. I think my body is beginning to atrophy due to sheer lack of movement and excessive video game playing. Via Telegraph.

War, War never changes….

cah357 — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:15:35 +0000

Atom bombs+Super mutants+Grenade Machine guns=Excitement.